The year is almost over but peoples’ stupidity is in full swing! Here are some of the crazy things first responders have had to respond to throughout November 2017:
Cirque du Dork
#Victoria Police are responding to the 500blk of Pandora for a male blocking the entrance to a business by performing acrobatics
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) November 1, 2017
Related:
- Cirque du Soleil on-ice show in Abbotsford
- Cirque du Soleil’s iconic blue and yellow Big Top
- Cirque du Soleil is building a magical theme park
Machete
#Victoria Police are responding to the 2300blk of Dallas Rd for a male carving a pumpkin with a very large machete
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) November 2, 2017
Related: Danny Trejo was in Vancouver this year filming his guest appearance in CW’s The Flash
Big Bad Wolf
#Saltspring RCMP are responding to the public library for a suspicious female dressed as Little Red Riding Hood
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) November 3, 2017
Trapped
#Victoria Police are responding to an address on Gorge Rd for a male who has locked himself in the back of his vehicle and cannot get out.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) November 16, 2017
3-Ply
#Victoria Police are responding to Topaz Park where a male and female have locked themselves in the women’s washroom and are freaking out
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) November 16, 2017
Recyclable Weapons
#Surrey #RCMP are responding to King George Blvd & 77 Ave for reports of two males having chair fights with white plastic patio chairs
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) November 18, 2017
Catwoman
#Victoria Police are responding to an address on #Gorge Rd for a male who went to pick up kitty litter from his ex and was punched in the face and locked outside on her patio.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) November 21, 2017
Hop-on-Hop-off
#WestShore RCMP are responding to the Helmcken overpass for reports of 2 males fighting on the upper deck of a double decker transit bus.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) November 22, 2017
Related: Translink to test double-decker buses
Kinky
#Victoria Police are patrolling areas along #Esquimalt Rd. for reports of a male wearing a mask and dog leash
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) November 24, 2017
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