March Madness? More like March Sadness with the never-ending Winter that loomed around Vancouver. There’s got to be some major Vitamin D deficiencies going on around here to explain for some people’s stupidity. Luckily first responders are on it:
Do we need a wall?
#Surrey #RCMP are responding to 0 Ave & 184 St for reports of a male that ran across the border from the USA.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 2, 2017
Sales are booming
#Vancouver Police are looking for a black Mercedes sedan with 4 males attempting to sell fake leather jackets to elderly people.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 6, 2017
Um?
#LangleyBC crews responding to Gold’s Gym on 200th St to assist a female with her finger stuck in a toilet.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 8, 2017
Everyone wants to box Money Mayweather
#Richmond #RCMP are responding to the Olympic Oval for an aggressive male shadowboxing and threatening people.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 9, 2017
Fan zone
#Vancouver Police are responding to Trillium Park for reports of a drunk male yelling and screaming at kids playing soccer.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 10, 2017
Outdoor track
#TransitPolice are on scene with a male that jumped into the Skytrain guideway and is running from Metrotown towards Royal Oak Station.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 11, 2017
At least he’s not stuck in the elevator with you
#Vancouver Police are responding to the 7400 block of Fraser St for reports of a naked male walking around an apartment building
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 12, 2017
Did he buy a $7 latte?
#Vancouver Police are responding to the Yaletown Starbucks for reports of a male doing drugs in the washroom.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 14, 2017
Marry Poppins?
#Vancouver Police are responding to International Village Mall at after reports someone hit a Security Guard over the head with an umbrella
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 14, 2017
Parkour?
#Surrey #RCMP requesting BCAS right away after a male jumped from the 3rd flr parkade of Central City Mall trying to run away from Police.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 16, 2017
Ok Saanich…
#Saanich crews on scene a crash on #BCHwy1 NB past Carey Rd with men wearing kilts dancing on the roof of their van. #yyj @AilsainSooke pic.twitter.com/n1oNV0B1O4
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 18, 2017
“The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup”
#NewWestminster Police are responding to Ward St after a caller heard a noise in their house and then found hot coffee and a muffin.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 19, 2017
Lol
#WestVancouver Police are responding to Duchess St for reports of 4 youth smoking pot in their apartment while the parents are on vacation.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 19, 2017
As opposed to Terrorist’s Inn
#Surrey #RCMP are responding for reports of two males that ran the border into Canada through the Smuggler’s Inn at 0 Ave & 184 St
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 21, 2017
Spreading PB&J with a machete
#Langley Ambulance responding to 248 St & 40 Ave for a male with a knife stuck in his stomach. Victim says he was slicing bread and missed.
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) March 21, 2017
Round-up by Amar Mirchandani @amarmirch
